Baked by Elves

The bloodlust of the GOP hasn't been sated. Obamacare's attempted destruction and the successful, massive, tax cut giveaway are only parts of their intended assault on poorer and middle class Americans. Already the deprivations are having an effect. Persecution is everywhere in the air.

But, take heart, the marketing wing of their evil movement constantly reassures us that Republicans and conservatives, and they alone, represent what is true and good and patriotic among us. Working Americans, shafted by Trump in spite of his promises, are largely standing by their man.

And their crackers really are baked by elves. Don't you dare tell them otherwise.