Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Trump Befouls Temple Mount With His Presence

Trump, the most sacrilegious and profane president ever, polluted the environs of the Temple Mount the other day requiring that the place be ritually cleansed and purified after his visit. In another story, Trump also befouled the Vatican prompting religious scholars to consider whether a holy site can be properly decontaminated after exposure to Trump. 

The determination rests on the possibility that Trump has shown human beings to be unsuitable for redemption, thereby making all traditional religions obsolete and reducing them to cultural confabs and ceremonial, ritualized fish-frys.

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